Sometimes I’m So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person
by Graham Parke
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EPIC Award finalist, New York Literary Magazine Best Story Award and Global eBook Award nominee.
When severe introvert Harold is cunningly lured out of his safe-zone by arch nemesis Leopold, a wildly comic mental ride ensues.
Severe introvert by day, misguided dating guru by night, Harold starts a Youtube channel to workshop his elaborate strategies for seducing Emma, the girl of his dreams. But when he finally works up the courage to ask her out, he discovers that Emma is only using him to get fodder for her own dating blog – the one she’s set up to test ways to seduce Leopold.
As it turns out, Leopold is actually one of Harold’s dedicated followers. When he savagely misunderstands and mis-applies Harold’s advice, he suddenly finds himself hugely successful with the ladies, Emma included.
Faced with this strange new problem, Harold comes up with what he believes to be the strategy to end all strategies.